Let’s talk about sex baby

There is a novelty of joining the mile high club and I have an interesting perspective on it.

Passengers often times try to get away with having sex on planes, but truth is it’s really hard to pull off without getting caught.

As crew there are mixed options. If you get caught by one of the flight attendants it’s very dependent on their mood on whether you get reprimanded or ignored or congratulated.

As crew members it is hard to pull off the mile high sex adventure without everything lining up perfectly to allow certain series of events to occur. Let me be clear… the people most likely to have sex thousands of feet in the air are the crew.

I would say if you are going to partake in sexual activity on an aircraft fallow these rules:

1) be courteous of those around you, ie. be quiet, incognito, and if there are kids around do not part take.

2) clean up after yourself!!! No one deserves to find a napkin, a used condom or any bedding or item with bodily fluids on it.

3) if you get caught, apologize. You are doing something you aren’t supposed to, so take responsibility.

4) don’t brag but if you do want to brag be careful about the details you spill. No one wants to hear about how your bare butt was in the sink they may have touched.

My opinion is if you are two consenting adults and can pull it off, go for it. After all I saw an elderly couple where the woman was clearly pleasuring her partner under the blanket and in my head I thought “good for you” but as a crew member I debated on saying something. I let them have their fun, and I believe that gave me some good karma after all, love, is love, is love.

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